1.
Subway today, up from Jianguomen station and a woman sitting next to me
Female: I like coffee in the street, people coming and going, and feel like a princess as much attention.
M: Oh, is that people give you this much-beloved woman.
Ray was my hope that the 45 degree sunny days, cattle sounded troubled
2.
Grandpa in Suzhou, eat drink next to both small Jiuchi the two men sitting under the food and wine are the right leg and curled up to the right foot on a chair suddenly uncle said: she was out like this, then, has deeply hurt my heart deepest vulnerability. .
I was on a Si Bada. .
3.
The last breakfast ~
Saw a pair of aunts and uncles
Sorghum aunt suddenly blow his nose a bit to say “how do you so innocent ~ ~ ~”
Aunt shy smile. . .
I pour out soup
4.
Unintentionally increase the personal
Come say hello to me and said: What an angel like the most?
I did not react, then people had said: Over the years, this is the first to enter the first song in my heart, I wonder if you too ~
I am trembling pull black ~
5.
We are a gray pig tumor female dormitory at midnight with her guy called (her sensitive ears that night, open the hands-free, thought Three of Us
Asleep, in fact I was eavesdropping. . . )
Female: dull astrology, we have experienced can afford it?
M: What? Do you want to break up?
Female: River of Sorrow, for whom I have ignored?
M: I stayed! Implying that I am?
I laugh almost internal injuries Bie
6.
After school in a dark corner. Heard the sound of quarreling, tracks the sound looked, he saw a man and a woman.
Male: Do you listen to my explanation
Female: I do not listen to me do not listen, you let me go!
M: You do not go, you listen to my explanation
At this point grab female hand
M: Let me go! You this madman.
Violent turn to go.
At this point, men and a woman pull the arms, and subsequently kissing on.
Women struggling a few seconds, by living men and the neck ring arms.
I silently passed by … the same time looking for cameras. Unsuccessful.
7.
One of a class loaded B man’s stand up bass …
Teacher: XXX! You doing stand up
B M: Some people see me in the back door
Teacher: You see how the
B M: My dad let me note that point! About being kidnapped me! I can do tens of millions of value
Class are 45 degrees of facial paralysis of the heart … all mouth Oh MLGB the
8.
I ordered a cup of Starbucks cappuccino loaded to force in these quiet Xia eyebrows when my beautiful orange iphone open my instant the Starbucks was a high-pitched yet desolate “Moon on” those who are suddenly enveloped Starbucks installed inside the Inner Mongolia who forced Chivalry pulling sounded beef
9.
After a little girl of 90. Dressed not pig flow. Also quite Shui Ling.
My friends do not.
We are puzzled.
Inability to communicate my friend said.
Present. When my friend refused to little girl we are.
Girl friend is estimated that self-esteem. Tactful refusal is brutal twists and turns.
Later, the little girl finally came to understand.
Faint looking at my friend. Lips launch the Iraq.
Throw the sentence.
“Tell me. Why did the cold this winter”
Left.
Everyone can finally understand what is meant to communicate.
… Within the cow’s face …
10.
Night, the fifth floor of a classroom building. And a woman. Break up in the downtown. Men turn their backs on woman, woman Yuku, clothes have been twisted angle. Men at this time: We break up. Woman did not speak, only looked at men cheerful tears. The man then had to turn around, and saw this woman, and then walking on the catwalk as woman walked over, hugged, said: Ha child, I willing to spend. (Fool, how willing I)
11.
You mess with an art department to a small boy, one day he refused to take telephone N times, send a SMS:
My sorrow is born another indelible. Probably no one can resolve, I just hope God can take away me and my grief, and only he can
12.
One day, two buses carrying up greasy hair She Pidai man seated in front of me A: Brother, I still love him, but I am a rebel, a rebel you know not? B: I know, I deeply understand your grief. A: You do not understand, I am naturally a drifter’s prodigal son, the same as what the duckweed. . . Unrestrained driver did not brake, but the car suddenly collapsed gang. . .
13.
Once rented it to diffuse the Kindaichi, just to see the second page on the tears, I do not know which days to kill a certain person with a blue ballpoint pen and drew a circle and write, this is the killer … …
14.
Niu side of the Internet in the office of a side rub lipstick, do not care no hands on, just wearing today is a very loose Bib, so it fell into the pants, and then suddenly pushed open the door of the boss is surprised to see her from the crotch area took out a length and thickness are questionable small stick.
15.
Afternoon on the bus, bus cards out rattle when dropped into the slot in the
16.
On the morning bus, a mobile phone from the bag and dig to see the time, and then simply said, “I CAO”, he thought the time was too late, and then look closely, I Cao in his hand an air conditioner remote control
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