First class
A man in his wife into the bathroom ready to take a bath after bath. Then, the doorbell rings.
Quickly with a towel wrapped around his wife rushed to the door.
When she opened the door, neighbor Bob stood there.
In her opening ago, Bob said, “If you removed the towel, I’ll give you 800 U.S. dollars.”
Thought for a moment, this woman stood naked towel removed before Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her 800 U.S. dollars and then left.
Towel wrapped woman returned to the house again.
When she entered the bathroom, the husband asked her, “Who is there?”
“Bob is a neighbor.” She replied.
“Oh,” the husband said, “He did not mention still owe me 800 U.S. dollars?”
Moral of the story:
In a timely manner and help each other to share important information to shareholders, will avoid unnecessary exposure.
Lesson
A salesman, a clerk and their manager to walk to lunch and discovered an ancient oil lamp.
They friction oil lamps, jumped out of a wizard.
Wizard said: “I can meet each one a wish.”
“I’m first! Me first!” Clerk said, “I want to go to the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, isolated.”
Prosperous and! She flew away.
“It me! The me!” Salesman, “I want to go to Hawaii, lying on the beach, a private masseuse, free refills of iced fruit juice rum, there is life in love.”
Prosperous and! He flew away.
“OK, that to you.” Wizard, the manager said.
Manager replied: “I want those two idiots back to work immediately after lunch!”
Moral of the story:
Never let your boss for the first.
Third Division
Eagle sitting on the high trees rest, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked it, “I just sat there like nothing you doing?”
Hawk replied: “OK ah, so why not.”
So, the rabbit sat on the floor below rest eagle. Suddenly, a fox appeared, it threw herself upon the rabbit ate it.
Moral of the story:
To sit idle, you have to sit very, very high position.
Lesson
A little bird flew south for the winter. Days is too cold. It is frozen, lost in a field on.
When it lay there, a cow came on it pulling a pile of feces.
Frozen bird lay pellets, and began to feel the warmth.
Does it warm over a cow dung.
It lay on the warm cow dung, the unusual pleasure, and started singing.
A passing cat heard the bird rushed over to see what happens.
Along the sound, it found the bird under the dung, and promptly ate it dragged out.
Moral of the story:
(1) not everyone in your body are your enemies crap.
(2) not all of the pellets, you pull all your friends.
(3) When you are in deep dunghill, the best close your beak
1) Institute of silence
Sometimes, you have been misunderstood, you do not want to argue, so I chose silence. Not all of them already had to know you, so do not you think the world propaganda. It also sometimes misunderstood you are loved, you feel bad to not want to argue, and only choose silence. The world can not understand you, but he should understand, if he can not even understand, what say? Life often have nothing to say on time with Schubert, after all, not all can be right and wrong out clearly, or even no real right and wrong. So, do not want to talk, not to speak, to say no good at the time, perhaps silence is the best explanation.
(2) at least calm
Fall into the bottom of your life when everyone around you to tell you: be strong and be happy. Strong is absolutely necessary, but happy? In this case, I am afraid is too difficult for you. After all, who could stumble badly beaten at the time also felt happy? But at least you can do quiet. Look at this matter calmly and quietly to the other things that deal with handling. Quiet, no joy, nor unhappy.
(3) learn to bend over this will be my windfall
And others on the occurrence of divergent views, even causing verbal conflict, so you depressed because you think other people are malicious. Do not bear a grudge, and rubbed the floor right home. Carry her a piece of cloth, bent down, his knees touched the ground before you back and forth to every corner of this floor to wipe clean. And then re-reflect upon their own in that conflict, have said every word. Now, you find yourself actually have wrong place, is not it? You gradually calm, is not it? Sometimes you must learn to bend, because this action allows you to humility. While working the body, you also clears up your mood. And, you also have a floor Zhang Guangjie it. This is your second harvest.
(4) Do not think if the original
You said that there are an infinite number of life is a fork of the long road, always stop to make choices. If you only choose to eat fried noodles or fried rice, affecting not seem to, but choose what to read, departments, do work, marry or not, whether there should be a child, far-reaching implications of each choice, and different choices will bring up completely different life. You said, The Unbearable feelings, is that life is not important to the opportunity to ah. If we had how how how how … now would not be filled with a sense of loss this kind of mumbled, or stop to say instead. Each fork of choice is not really good or bad, as long as life itself. Unique creation, not frequently do not look back If we had the same choice.
(5) it up regardless of success or failure at least once beautiful
Walk through the forest, you see a vine attached to the trunk, soft and firm entwined, you touched on this quiet scene of beauty. So happy with the attribution of this stop it. Do you want to. That there will be some wind and rain do not know how twisted by the rack? Perhaps the vine will be broken, the tree will fall, perhaps days of drought, to the old. You want. So, please stop box at this moment it time. Cell suspension that is eternal. Eternity, if this moment of quiet beauty, the future may encounter various misfortunes, comfort and compensation already received.
(6) Keep simple
Because of a mistake of too much, so you often put your life complicated. Obviously are living in now, you have always been obsessed with the past, but also worried about the future; insists on bringing the past and future and present colleagues, of course, your life is only one clear-cut. But simply a state of grace. Simply to skin feel the weather change, simply to enjoy the rain the grass incense nose, eyes Tong She simply to close-ups of distant mountains like a painting. Simply live in the moment. The current non-true and false in fact does not matter. Since there is no right and wrong, you do not thoughtful; not true and false, it need not be worried about obsession. No non-genuine and fake, not like in a dream it? Yes, you simply put your life as a dream to carry it.
(7) occasionally ‘vulgar’ …
Eat more healthy food, occasionally eating a bite you want to duck tongue and fried chicken. See more master’s plays, sometimes you want to aim a slap in the face aiming endless tears fell down endless series. Listen to more classical music, occasionally singing a song you want to sing love him and hate him for a hundred years of popular songs. You know health food on the stomach and intestines meaningful master’s plays on their character makes sense, classical music to enhance meaningful spirituality, but occasionally you actually do not want to live every moment as their intention. Life without tying themselves so tightly. Occasional small indulgence, a moral. Reiki may be close to full grown, but the occasional vulgar will be more approachable.
(8) to control their emotions do not waste ~
Today you are not happy for you, because someone stabbed you in the language between. You do not like to quarrel, so you leave; but you’re just left there, but did not leave the situation to be that person hurt, so you Yuxiang Yu angry. The more gas, the more you did not bother to notice something else, to do many more of the heart to want to deal with the incident sky diffuse in places you among the upset was lightly ignored have been omitted. Because, you just single-minded in anger. In the mood to make a fuss, this is for their own waste, and waste is bad. After all, anger is also takes effort, and some angry standoff. So, smart as you, do not let emotions control you, when you have to get angry before, one might gently remind yourself: “Do not waste.”
(9) to seize the best opportunity not to miss
Have you ever bought something like the clothes but do not want to wear, solemnly enshrined in the closet; a long time, as you see it again when they find that it is obsolete. So, you miss it with it. You also have to buy a piece of lovely cake but do not want to eat, solemnly enshrined in the refrigerator; a long time, as you see it again when they find that it has expired. So, you have it and it missed. When not in the most upper body like clothes, no time to taste the most delicious cake, just like most wanted to do when things are regrettable. Life has expired, do want to do this as early as possible. If you just wish you solemnly enshrined in the heart, but not to implement, the only result is to miss with it, as that piece of clothing out of date, as outdated piece of cake.
(10) out from the occasional track
A particular intention to the A train you to go on spur of the moment halfway suddenly the car in the B underground. Names may be chic to attract you, perhaps the occasional glimpse of the landscape touches you, a word, you change the originally scheduled this trip, and then went through a journey full of unexpected surprises. A land is your original goal, B to made you understand a little adventure. Recall, you said, it was a derailment to make your experience unforgettable. Many times in life do not do the same? Went to concentrate on the only purpose is to fulfill the original, but the trip only; leave the default path, you have a chance to find other scenery.
(11) quietly quietly return to calm ..
There was a time, you feel depressed, not even bother to draw the curtains, looking out of the sun. So of course you forget to take a look at it on the windowsill pot need to drink every day, Margaret. So not sure how long, finally one day, you spent the mood of the downturn, but also think of you, Margaret. My God, poor flower, she still alive? You gingerly to draw the curtains, she was surprised to find the wind swagger, the pleasant Hua Yan. Had in the past these days, though you forgot to feed her water, God Quemo forgot to rain spared her. Many things quietly outside your line of sight, and silently arranged themselves. All things in nature, day support of all things, all in fact do not worry …… you just have to do is make yourself, do not leave any regrets … suffice.