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First class
A man in his wife into the bathroom ready to take a bath after bath. Then, the doorbell rings.
Quickly with a towel wrapped around his wife rushed to the door.
When she opened the door, neighbor Bob stood there.
In her opening ago, Bob said, “If you removed the towel, I’ll give you 800 U.S. dollars.”
Thought for a moment, this woman stood naked towel removed before Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her 800 U.S. dollars and then left.
Towel wrapped woman returned to the house again.
When she entered the bathroom, the husband asked her, “Who is there?”
“Bob is a neighbor.” She replied.
“Oh,” the husband said, “He did not mention still owe me 800 U.S. dollars?”
Moral of the story:
In a timely manner and help each other to share important information to shareholders, will avoid unnecessary exposure.

Lesson
A salesman, a clerk and their manager to walk to lunch and discovered an ancient oil lamp.
They friction oil lamps, jumped out of a wizard.
Wizard said: “I can meet each one a wish.”
“I’m first! Me first!” Clerk said, “I want to go to the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, isolated.”
Prosperous and! She flew away.
“It me! The me!” Salesman, “I want to go to Hawaii, lying on the beach, a private masseuse, free refills of iced fruit juice rum, there is life in love.”
Prosperous and! He flew away.
“OK, that to you.” Wizard, the manager said.
Manager replied: “I want those two idiots back to work immediately after lunch!”
Moral of the story:
Never let your boss for the first.

Third Division
Eagle sitting on the high trees rest, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked it, “I just sat there like nothing you doing?”
Hawk replied: “OK ah, so why not.”
So, the rabbit sat on the floor below rest eagle. Suddenly, a fox appeared, it threw herself upon the rabbit ate it.
Moral of the story:
To sit idle, you have to sit very, very high position.

Lesson
A little bird flew south for the winter. Days is too cold. It is frozen, lost in a field on.
When it lay there, a cow came on it pulling a pile of feces.
Frozen bird lay pellets, and began to feel the warmth.
Does it warm over a cow dung.
It lay on the warm cow dung, the unusual pleasure, and started singing.
A passing cat heard the bird rushed over to see what happens.
Along the sound, it found the bird under the dung, and promptly ate it dragged out.
Moral of the story:
(1) not everyone in your body are your enemies crap.
(2) not all of the pellets, you pull all your friends.
(3) When you are in deep dunghill, the best close your beak
1) Institute of silence

Sometimes, you have been misunderstood, you do not want to argue, so I chose silence. Not all of them already had to know you, so do not you think the world propaganda. It also sometimes misunderstood you are loved, you feel bad to not want to argue, and only choose silence. The world can not understand you, but he should understand, if he can not even understand, what say? Life often have nothing to say on time with Schubert, after all, not all can be right and wrong out clearly, or even no real right and wrong. So, do not want to talk, not to speak, to say no good at the time, perhaps silence is the best explanation.

(2) at least calm

Fall into the bottom of your life when everyone around you to tell you: be strong and be happy. Strong is absolutely necessary, but happy? In this case, I am afraid is too difficult for you. After all, who could stumble badly beaten at the time also felt happy? But at least you can do quiet. Look at this matter calmly and quietly to the other things that deal with handling. Quiet, no joy, nor unhappy.

(3) learn to bend over this will be my windfall

And others on the occurrence of divergent views, even causing verbal conflict, so you depressed because you think other people are malicious. Do not bear a grudge, and rubbed the floor right home. Carry her a piece of cloth, bent down, his knees touched the ground before you back and forth to every corner of this floor to wipe clean. And then re-reflect upon their own in that conflict, have said every word. Now, you find yourself actually have wrong place, is not it? You gradually calm, is not it? Sometimes you must learn to bend, because this action allows you to humility. While working the body, you also clears up your mood. And, you also have a floor Zhang Guangjie it. This is your second harvest.

(4) Do not think if the original

You said that there are an infinite number of life is a fork of the long road, always stop to make choices. If you only choose to eat fried noodles or fried rice, affecting not seem to, but choose what to read, departments, do work, marry or not, whether there should be a child, far-reaching implications of each choice, and different choices will bring up completely different life. You said, The Unbearable feelings, is that life is not important to the opportunity to ah. If we had how how how how … now would not be filled with a sense of loss this kind of mumbled, or stop to say instead. Each fork of choice is not really good or bad, as long as life itself. Unique creation, not frequently do not look back If we had the same choice.

(5) it up regardless of success or failure at least once beautiful

Walk through the forest, you see a vine attached to the trunk, soft and firm entwined, you touched on this quiet scene of beauty. So happy with the attribution of this stop it. Do you want to. That there will be some wind and rain do not know how twisted by the rack? Perhaps the vine will be broken, the tree will fall, perhaps days of drought, to the old. You want. So, please stop box at this moment it time. Cell suspension that is eternal. Eternity, if this moment of quiet beauty, the future may encounter various misfortunes, comfort and compensation already received.

(6) Keep simple

Because of a mistake of too much, so you often put your life complicated. Obviously are living in now, you have always been obsessed with the past, but also worried about the future; insists on bringing the past and future and present colleagues, of course, your life is only one clear-cut. But simply a state of grace. Simply to skin feel the weather change, simply to enjoy the rain the grass incense nose, eyes Tong She simply to close-ups of distant mountains like a painting. Simply live in the moment. The current non-true and false in fact does not matter. Since there is no right and wrong, you do not thoughtful; not true and false, it need not be worried about obsession. No non-genuine and fake, not like in a dream it? Yes, you simply put your life as a dream to carry it.

(7) occasionally ‘vulgar’ …

Eat more healthy food, occasionally eating a bite you want to duck tongue and fried chicken. See more master’s plays, sometimes you want to aim a slap in the face aiming endless tears fell down endless series. Listen to more classical music, occasionally singing a song you want to sing love him and hate him for a hundred years of popular songs. You know health food on the stomach and intestines meaningful master’s plays on their character makes sense, classical music to enhance meaningful spirituality, but occasionally you actually do not want to live every moment as their intention. Life without tying themselves so tightly. Occasional small indulgence, a moral. Reiki may be close to full grown, but the occasional vulgar will be more approachable.

(8) to control their emotions do not waste ~

Today you are not happy for you, because someone stabbed you in the language between. You do not like to quarrel, so you leave; but you’re just left there, but did not leave the situation to be that person hurt, so you Yuxiang Yu angry. The more gas, the more you did not bother to notice something else, to do many more of the heart to want to deal with the incident sky diffuse in places you among the upset was lightly ignored have been omitted. Because, you just single-minded in anger. In the mood to make a fuss, this is for their own waste, and waste is bad. After all, anger is also takes effort, and some angry standoff. So, smart as you, do not let emotions control you, when you have to get angry before, one might gently remind yourself: “Do not waste.”

(9) to seize the best opportunity not to miss

Have you ever bought something like the clothes but do not want to wear, solemnly enshrined in the closet; a long time, as you see it again when they find that it is obsolete. So, you miss it with it. You also have to buy a piece of lovely cake but do not want to eat, solemnly enshrined in the refrigerator; a long time, as you see it again when they find that it has expired. So, you have it and it missed. When not in the most upper body like clothes, no time to taste the most delicious cake, just like most wanted to do when things are regrettable. Life has expired, do want to do this as early as possible. If you just wish you solemnly enshrined in the heart, but not to implement, the only result is to miss with it, as that piece of clothing out of date, as outdated piece of cake.

(10) out from the occasional track

A particular intention to the A train you to go on spur of the moment halfway suddenly the car in the B underground. Names may be chic to attract you, perhaps the occasional glimpse of the landscape touches you, a word, you change the originally scheduled this trip, and then went through a journey full of unexpected surprises. A land is your original goal, B to made you understand a little adventure. Recall, you said, it was a derailment to make your experience unforgettable. Many times in life do not do the same? Went to concentrate on the only purpose is to fulfill the original, but the trip only; leave the default path, you have a chance to find other scenery.

(11) quietly quietly return to calm ..

There was a time, you feel depressed, not even bother to draw the curtains, looking out of the sun. So of course you forget to take a look at it on the windowsill pot need to drink every day, Margaret. So not sure how long, finally one day, you spent the mood of the downturn, but also think of you, Margaret. My God, poor flower, she still alive? You gingerly to draw the curtains, she was surprised to find the wind swagger, the pleasant Hua Yan. Had in the past these days, though you forgot to feed her water, God Quemo forgot to rain spared her. Many things quietly outside your line of sight, and silently arranged themselves. All things in nature, day support of all things, all in fact do not worry …… you just have to do is make yourself, do not leave any regrets … suffice.

Clearly a rumor but generally people believe the rumors, today you have been cheated you? ‘

1, a child read a textbook that the moon can see the Great Wall
- In fact, as people from 50 meters away from watching a human hair … …
2, several scientists, the story of a child
Apple Newton and the story of Comrade
- On his Apple Newton and Voltaire series, is said to listen to Newton’s niece, said, of course Newton did not mention all the manuscripts in Nazhi Apple.

Children the story of Leonardo da Vinci and eggs
- Leonardo da Vinci and Albert Einstein on the lovely childhood is unknown, but is certain that when the disciples of Leonardo da Vinci as Verrocchio had 13-14 years of age and have some grounding in the painting.

Einstein students and the story of a small stool
- Einstein was young then results also OK, that is a bit biased Branch, Gan Mafei that people do silly kid … …

Washington and the cherry tree story
- Washington and his father’s cherry tree is a rice country created by the publisher of children’s literature … …

3, Watt saw the kettle boil inspiration invented the steam engine – steam engine, Watt was born in the front, he just refined it … …

4, spinach rich iron elements – spinach and other vegetables with high iron than it does a little, the key is the original scientist decimal point wrong, so have a Popeye cartoon.

5, rabbits should eat carrots – or raise rabbits are aware, there is little rabbit to eat.

6, shark fin nutritious bird’s nest – it was actually really believe that shark fins and bird saliva any nutritional value … … In addition to birds nest outside the saliva, MS are state of semi-digested fish, the actual nutrition as vermicelli and fungus!

7, pregnancy can not cats, are arch-type worm – just go to pet hospital for tests on the second row of insects into the doctor for the easier route and say, not just cats, livestock and other class can touch-type worms infected with the bow. And in terms of the proportion of higher than Cat did not know how many cats life … … and only insects infected with a bow. Most infected people bow-type insect life support had no cat.

8, lithium battery charger to the previous three full 12 hours – before the need to fully charge the battery is used to activate, are now lithium batteries, and is not required to do so.

9, a common television movie, a triad of “experts” to take root finger off white powder to taste to know that drug

- If you really do … … that is court death, the faster the higher the purity of death.
10 days is 99% perspiration 1% inspiration
- The original words were, “Genius is 99% perspiration 1% inspiration, but it is far more than 1% inspiration 99% perspiration important.”

11, the teacher used ‘My life is a cliff, with knowledge without Cliff’ education, we have to study hard

- In fact … … the original is “My life is a cliff, with knowledge without cliff, with a cliff asked for Cliff, the almost zai carry on” … … quite the contrary.

12, flu is caused by the influenza virus, eat anti-inflammatory drugs can cure a cold
- Faint
13, eating at McDonald’s, KFC to request an invoice is patriotic to Carrefour, Woermasuo to invoice they can not evade the ——– restaurants accept the business tax, while McCain is the kind of fast-food industry-specific tax control machine. People of no taxes, how much satisfied with the invoice that you want is not any connection. The only use is to invoice can scratch card.

In July 14,1999 terrorist king come down from heaven … …
- This need not prove it … …
15. “This is the world’s most remote from the … … you do not know that I love you” is written by Rabindranath Tagore Masters

- Miss Zhang Xiaoxian is a masterpiece.
16, no dice there is a God – Albert Einstein
- The original sentence as ‘God does not play dice’ these words aimed at the quantum theory … … Albert Einstein, after all, the Jews. “God does not play dice” Einstein on the Heisenberg uncertainty principle of the evaluation. At that time the young physicist Heisenberg uncertainty principle put forward, that is impossible to accurately measure the same time a particle of kinetic energy and potential energy, kinetic energy measurement of the potential energy will be affected, and vice versa. Whom the world physics community was an uproar, many of heavyweight physicists are opposed to this theory, even Einstein, Heisenberg most oppose idol worship. So to say such words, Einstein believed that the world is knowable, it can be described. Young Heisenberg suffered too much pressure, he even cry. Time, however, that the truth, and now uncertainty principle has become one of the fundamental laws of quantum physics.

17, China is a sleeping lion, once it woke up, the whole world would tremble – Napoleon
- The original words’ China is a sleeping lion, once it woke up, the whole world will tremble. … … It is asleep, thank God, let it sleep on it! ‘

19. Use the People, not to know it – Confucius
- Is ‘the public can make from the of; not to know of’, “people can be so by the of; not so aware of.” That is, the public can then make the s; not, they made aware of.

People can do, and they are doing; can not do, let them know the reasons not to do. Ah … no punctuation of ancient evil …
20, Premier Zhou’s death, the United Nations hoist is the first time ever.
- While most people are eager to believe, but it really is a complete lie.
21 hour marquis hanging teacher said that the U.S. West Point, Lei Feng’s picture. What are Lei Feng manual. Learn from Lei Feng day. Teachers to publicize this matter to us how the famous uncle … … crying, others not! Purely domestic angry youth of obscenity.

22, your hand, old age together
- The sentence is’ life and death deed wide, and the child into that. Your hand, old age together. Come on sigh wide, do not I live Xi. Xun Xi in sigh, do not I believe in Xi ‘is actually written agreement between the fighters, said to die with. The two sentences is that now, and I agree people are gone, how I can live ah, now into the relationship between a husband and wife. Confused … …

24, Butterfly Lovers
- Literature really is amazing … … Butterfly is the Ming upright official … …, Lovers of the Lady Northern Wei dynasty … … 2 700 years difference, but buried near it … … still kind of argument , buried in the ground beam of it dug wish the monument, buried together, ghost marriage? ?

25, left his wife and son of Chen Shimei, Wu Dalang’s height, praising, Legend – Yang industry has a son, Yang Yanzhao, which is commonly known as the Yang Rokuro. Yang seven sons of the so-called false. Chen Shimei dynasty much earlier than Bao, is a very good clean government, offended the rich and powerful were transferred into a # # later reprimanded. (Poor people)

26, Zhou Yu Zhuge Liang was vomiting blood rage, Empty City
- Zhou Yu in Romance of Three Kingdoms by Luo Guanzhong Zhuge Liang anger vomiting blood and died is nonsense, and the reason is that Romania is not the first and repeated test a particular anger Zhou Yu’s descendants, it is in the book obscenity vent their anger. In fact there are now Zhou Yu’s ethnic genealogy, confirmed that this is purely rumor.

Zhuge Liang did not do such a thing, but it is said that Cao Cao had similar performances, cited Yi Zhongtian word, Sima Yi Is it foolish not call a bow and arrow shoot down Zhuge Liang handle it?

27, Li’s portrait (a kindly face grandfather)
- In fact, according to Li’s legacy in modern painter of obscenity, according to research Li’s face looks ferocious about burly beard and Zhang Fei Li Kui about image … …

28, complained to Germany
The original sentence: “or said: ‘return good for evil, of them?’ The Master said:” Why Kindness? To complain directly to German German newspaper “
- “The Analects of Confucius constitutional question”
Ethical complaints, we often hear the word, and people usually understand the “Germany complained,” What does that mean? Is to say: Confucius taught us, people bully you, you have to endure, broken teeth should go inside, and others to bully you, but he should be better to use your love to influence him, use your mind to motivate him.

However, we do have misinterpreted the intent of Confucius, I had also never expected that the original sentence of Confucius, “to Germany complained,” the back also followed another passage, what then? Confucius said: “Morality complain, why repay? To directly complain to German reports German!” Read later, to their senses and turns out that we are one out of context to play a handful of Confucius FANS! How was the real situation is like? A disciple of Confucius, said to him: Master, someone hit me, I do not hit him, but to him I am good with my morals and upbringing die of shame him, let him repent, right? Confucius said, you to Germany complained that “Why Kindness?” People to Germany to be you, you only need to return to Germany and others. But now someone else beat you, you should be “to direct complaints,” pick up the tiles flying him! Look! Just because a word had been deliberately omitted, Unyielding fiery Confucius was distorted into what is now the image of this gentle doormat.

29, non-toxic is not her husband
The original sentence: a small amount of non-noble, excessive non-husband.
- Folk saying Alliance
It turned out that sentence should have been saying from the private sector is “a small amount of non-gentlemen, excessive and not her husband,” It would have been a very good sentence, inside full use of the antithesis. Shows a strong masculine courage, a man magnanimous mind the image of the vividly on paper, unfortunately the working people by word of mouth these words, to ** on the so-called high school Badou “Gentleman” in his mouth the change had a taste. Why? This should be talking about the habits of literati in ancient times, the pair of couplets type of Proverbs, the “degree” as the oblique tones words, committed a solitary level, remembering awkward, it is easy to read as toned words “poison”, that beauty on the temperament demanding scholars fed all right one day of dry, they do play to their expertise from the idea to the phrase “drug-free is not her husband,” the

30, the only woman and the villain is also difficult to raise.
The sentence: the only woman and the villain is also difficult to support, not near the Sun, much of the blame. – “The Analects of Confucius Yang goods”
Confucius had a say in what kind of environment, “the only woman and the villain is also difficult to support” this sentence? Mr. Kong Lao contemporary national education model workers by defending the king’s invitation, came to visit and study defending rest, but in the meantime, Mr. Kong Lao suddenly found themselves being fooled, people actually get to show off his status to raise their It does not really support the people defending him to the enlightenment, especially the Duke Ling of Wei’s wife, looking to raise their own body, open to show off, belittle Confucius, Mr. Kong Lao that depressed ah, you Duke Ling of Wei in the end is like the moral and more, or the like in sex more? I am in your heart and your wife what is important? Dry vinegar finished his, he is still not a bird person, Confucius angry, and said: “Wu Wei brought the matter to Germany as Hao Sezhe also! Lost! Here leave no lords, God of their own left office! GO, GO, GO!” pack up and left defending, departure, feeling calm, and remember that relied on defending public wife died, arrogant and overbearing and intrusive political chaos bad thing, it made a sigh: “Women and people are also hard to keep ! not near the Sun, much of the blame. “

31, profound feelings
The original sentence: each other, than forget themselves in rivers and lakes – “Great Master Zhuang”
Speaking of this sentence, in fact, behind it I think we all heard a word in fashion now, right? Rivers and lakes, the “Wild World” is where from? Many people think first of a Gu Long novel “in rivers and lakes, usually can not help” is in fact not the case, the first source of rivers and lakes of this word is in the Zhuangzi said, “profound feelings” in this sentence. In the “Great Master” chapter of Zhuangzi told us such a story: “spring dried fish at the landing phase, with Xu to wet, to each other, than forget themselves in rivers and lakes.” He said that one day, a dry spring, the two small fish trapped in a puddle, in order to survive, they each spit bubble from the mouth, with their own moisture to wet the other side of the body, mutual support and mutual dependence. However, with the edge of death until such mutual support, not as we find a waterway, happily return to the vast rivers and lakes, back to their world, each other forget themselves, free.

32, the heartless, to all things as straw dogs
The sentence: the heartless, to all things as straw dogs, sage inhumane to the people as straw dogs – “the moral”
To talk about this sentence, more than half of young cynics will tell you, these words mean: “cruel heartless world, to all the pigs and dogs have to look at as inferior, and those high above the so-called holy people also Meiliang Yang, not the as our people have something better than pigs and dogs! “

In fact, the real meaning is that the world is not sake of sentimentality, on all things equal, not saints sake of sentimentality, and the people equally.

Tell the truth takes courage, need courage; telling lies need the nerve, needs few shame, two is not easy.
Ji has just passed away master in Chinese studies, said: “the truth about failure, lies the whole do not speak.” This is certainly a very high level, there is no significant cultivation and cultivation, are extremely difficult to do.
In many cases, the truth is not quite sit well with sound, not very nice, people think it does not face other people happy even angered As furious, and it is common. Because the truth is usually more straightforward and frank, straightforward and does not add a lot of meaningless whitewash the stage and gorgeous, sharply, Zhichuo lesions.

The false impression that sound is much more comfortable, Junji much. Because the lie to conceal the truth, the psychological needs of others in the guessing, and vanity cases, such as carefully and skillfully “processing” to tell. It is very gentle, very sweet, very mildly, very ambiguous.

Because of lies and the truth of the above differences, so at some point, telling lies to flourish, enjoying the sun at high noon, fine, too proud;
And speak the truth are inevitably marginalized, in the cold, sometimes even threatened, because he is no doubt a lot of damage among the “hidden rules”, preventing some people’s vested interests.

Lu Xun had a short essay, tell lies and speak the truth for those who carried out a thorough analysis. Say that the child will be developed to longevity, although saying that the lie, but won the master’s commendation; and that telling the truth – that said that “this child who will die” – found it hard to a fist. The man brought me ugly, but no matter who the future are going to die, and this is true. Therefore, Lu Xun joking that to want to listen to the sounds nice that the owner, not telling lies, had said: “This child, huh, huh, haha, hehe -.”

One of my classmates gave me about their units one person, that person is not a small lead, and his modest kind, honest and upright, Jieruchou. He had a rule, to the inspection below, should be eat, please, do not receive a souvenir, if received, can only be received no more than 20 yuan price of things. Therefore, we are not willing to travel with him, too hard, too suffers with it. The kind of bread and water, the pomp and style of work, and selfless, dedicated work attitude and it makes many people feel too uncomfortable, even unhappy. However, there is no way someone is really simple, really honest, really honest. You almost could not pick other people’s problems, not the masses about their reputation, so, although I think that this person be in the way, but no way would like. Later, to promote a higher level cadres, to examine, for a discussion of this unit were, well, chance. We do not find any fault of his What? We can put him “transport” Go. He was gone, no one obstruction is not our hands into effect? Thus, to examine higher level when we blown away by the cadres, extol, saying “this is not promotion of cadres, who was also promoted?” So, it was higher cadres promoted away.

This cadres were promoted so much walking as it is by other people “run” away, although this “run” is a crown, very stately.
But this has given us cadres left a deep impression. People really set a good image, is an honest and simple, clear clean government cadres. However, such a person in a unit does not recruit people to be see it, sometimes even annoying. Because they are impartial, contempt for the rule, so that power in the sunshine. Doing so, he can not help but make some people unhappy, inconvenient, it is doing everything possible for him to Tie, trouble, even worse, for rumor mongering, slander people hard. So, dare to speak the truth, the situation is generally not particularly good.

But even so, we should vigorously promote the tell the truth, tell the truth, promote the spirit of seeking truth. Because the truth, the truth reflect the objective reality, the law reflects the essence of things. Although the good name, but finally was something beneficial. The more telling lies in order to choose the easy way out, please, curry favor curry favor a forced out of the seemingly gentle sounds nice, then, listening to the people happy though, but if you work here, you will certainly go astray, wrong person makes a botch.

Therefore, we advocate Jilao called “incomplete speak the truth, the whole do not speak lies,” the concept of interaction with others. Tell the truth to be particular about certain ways, to let people understand you telling the truth, you speak the truth to get out, take your eyes from the heart telling the truth. On lies, we should be good to identify, clear-headed, especially to hear other people praise you, praise you, they must seriously consider and reflect, to distinguish the authenticity, in order to clear right and wrong, do not blindly optimistic, self-important.